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My Road To Rotary

Chapter 12

Thank-You-Marms

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UPON OUR RETURN to the village, after the day's outing was over, our visiting cousins were always confronted with a serious question. Where were they to take supper? Their Uncle Ed and Aunt Lib Martindale had their latch strings out for their nieces and nephews. They had no children and our folks had but one, a rapscallion by the name of Paul. There was more prospect for merriment in the Harris home and that was a factor to be considered; it gave the Harris home the edge, so to speak. The common sense thing, of course, for my cousins to do was to ascertain which house was to have the best supper and unless Aunt Lib could show good reasons to the contrary, the honors would be ours. When we arrived home Cousin Ed would ask the question, "What you got for supper, Ma?" and when the answer was given, he would scurry through the back yard to Aunt Lib's and put the same question to her.

There was one thing, which when offered, always overcame all advantages and predilections, and that was corned beef hash. When that toothsome dish was offered, all bets were off. It used to seem to me that my cousins would gratefully have accepted an invitation by Satan himself if corned beef hash had been on the bill of fare. Had it been left to me, I would have filled the cellar knee-deep with corned beef hash on the first intimation that my cousins, the Fox boys and girls, were coming.

Our cellar was well stocked with good things and the cold storage room in the barn was stocked with foods which had to be kept frozen. When the winter season had advanced far enough so that steady cold could be relied upon, grandfather bought from a farmer one-half of a bog and one-quarter of beef. Some of the hog went into salt pork, lard, ham and sausage and some of the beef was corned. Every inch was used. Pig's ears made succulent souse and pig's feet were an excellent relish and the pig's curly tail was the most delicious tidbit of all; it would fairly melt in one's mouth, The residue from the trying out of lard was called scraps and they were almost too rich even for the stomachs of boys. Whatever remained of the pork and beef was hung in the store room and frozen stiff for daily consumption during the winter season.

We had chickens and eggs from our henhouse and vegetables from our garden. Apples, pears, currants and berries from the mountainside together with small quantities bought at the grocery store were enough to sustain us until the butcher, the fishman and the hulled corn man came on their rounds. I almost forgot the chunk of dried beef and the salt codfish that adorned the walls of the cellar stairway. Both were hard enough to knock a man cold if used for that purpose, but in the hands of New England housewives they became food for the gods.

After a day on the ice followed by a hearty supper, we began our games on the dining room table. Old maid, authors, logomachy, dominoes and checkers. Then for the evening there were butternuts in plenty from our aged but still productive trees, a step only from the summer kitchen door, and there were hickory nuts the fruits of Saturday forays in the mountains. Forays is right for we frequently helped ourselves to the storcs, accumulated by squirrels, which we found in hollow trees. Robbers? Maybe, but remember it was this same breed of four-footed rascals who helped themselves to butternuts from our trees.

There were Gilliflower, Baldwin and Northern Spy apples and Flemish Beauty pears from our orchard, and, if all these were not enough to save us from starvation, there was corn to pop, molasses candy or fudge to be made and maple syrup to be waxed or grained as taste might dictate, or mixed with butternut meats to make the tastiest of all maple-sugar candy.

After such matters had been attended to and the heads of the younger children began to droop, grandmother would say, "Children get off to bed, there are other days coming you know." So away to bed and dreamless slumber we would go in preparations for the events of another day.

As the winter advanced pastimes changed to suit changing conditions. The turn of the year ushered in the real winter. Heavy falls of snow opened up opportunities to catch rides on sleds of indulgent farmers returning to their farms on the mountains after having delivered their loads of four-foot wood; jubilant precursors of the modem hitch-hiker were we. To the stout legged farm horses it mattered not whether we were on or off and even our bobsleds with their long connecting boards added little to their burden. The bobs, or traverses as we called them, were to us essential because of the return trip down the mountain, the return being the principal lure.

When the snow was packed hard or turned to ice the descent was in the nature of a parachute jump. Sometimes we arrived at the bottom of the mountain right side up; at others, after long leaps over "thank-you-marms" and slews at curves, we were spilled along the road, a jumble of excited laughing boys.

In case anyone happens not to know what a "thank-you-marm" is, I will explain that it is a big bump in the road something like the take-off on a ski jump. No mountain road was complete in my day without its "thank-you-marms." When tired farm horses drawing heavily loaded wagons up the mountains needed rest and breathing spells, they could relieve themselves of strain by pulling over a "thank-you-marm" to the level spot in the road on the up-hill side. There was always a "thank-you-marm" at the watering tough half way up the mountain side where horses could rest an extra long time and drink their fill of the cold, sparkling spring water contained in a trough made from a log hewn out to fit the needs. On hot summer days watering troughs and "thank-you-marms" were to tired farm horses previews of Heaven.

When coming "lickety-split down a mountainside in a buckboard or buggy with your sweetheart by your side, if you do not slow up when you see a "thank-you-marm" before you, you and your sweetheart will find yourselves thrown high in the air. In this event if you are born and bred Vermonters, you will, as you straighten your hats on your heads, ejaculate, "Thank-you-marm." To foreigners this may seem a very silly piece of business and easily avoidable, but to Vermonters of my time those words would come out to the accompaniment of uproarious laughter, in spite of all we could do.

"Thank-you-marms" served also another purpose dear to the hearts of boys; in fact, we never could have gotten along without them in the winter time. When "Sabe's" Hill, short for Sabin's Hill, was coated with ice, it was the sportiest hill by far in our part of the valley. Its descent was long and steep and it was abundantly supplied with "thank-you-marms , one of which was glorious indeed. Our sleds were no high spindly affairs such as were used by girls or sissified boys. They were built from rock maple, braced and riveted like battleships. They were provided with runners made from hard, round steel which gave them springiness as well as endurance. At no point did these marvelous creations stand more than six inches above the hard packed snow.

It was a sight to see a daring and skillful coaster take off from the top of a hill. He would grasp his sled by the seat, one hand forward, the other aft. He would then run briskly forward to the brink of the hill to gain momentum and then spring high into the air carrying his sled with him. While still in the air he would stage an amazing contortion, and when the runners landed on the ice the rider would be seen lying securely on his left thigh, his right foot dangling like a rudder on the rear, his hands unchanged in position, his shoulders crouched low with his head between the runners almost skimming the ground.

Who is that taking off? By crackeyl it's wild Bill Rutherford on his homemade sled. He is flying like a bullet toward the big "thank-you-marm" opposite Martin Williams' house. Up he goes high into the air. "Betcher he jumped forty feet." "Now he's past the cheese factory; now he's out of sight." Well, that is one thing "thank-you-marms" are good for. Beside giving tired horses a chance for breathing spells, they give little boys a chance to see daring coasters at their glorious best.

If neither skating nor coasting conditions were such as to appeal to us, mountain climbing was in order, or leaps from cliffs into deep banks of snow. High up we discovered especially fine views of my beautiful valley in its white blanket of snow and of other mountains far beyond. Sometimes we climbed over the top of a mountain and down into an unfamiliar valley; exploration was the charm of mountain climbing through deep snows; we found ourselves in new, thrilling and fanciful worlds. These events occurred long before skiing became popular; that sport would have added much to the joy of our adventures.

On bright days millions of dazzling snow crystals sparkled in the sunshine and on cloudy days, other delightful pictures were revealed; it mattered little what the weather was, joy was always to be found.

Some of the recesses of the forest were like great cathedrals and the tall spruce trees with their branches bent to the ground by their burdens of snow, were like titanic vestured monks bowing low. The white birch trees which some poet has designated, "white angels of the forest" hallowed the scene with their chaste and modest presence.

The unearthly quiet was broken at times by the cawing of a crow lazily circling in the sky above or by the drumming of a cock partridge as if he were proclaiming the sanctity of the forest cathedral and warning against the intrusion of apostates. Who better in tune with the Infinite than they?

Every pine and fir and hemlock

Wore ermine too dear for an Earl

And the poorest twig on the elm free

Was ridged inch deep with pearl.

-Lowell.

We were occasionally rewarded materially for our efforts by the discovery of that rare product of the forest, genuine spruce gum; but we stood not in need of material rewards; they are temporary at best. Our greatest reward for our labored climbs through drifts up the mountain was imperishable. The indefinable enchantment of the awesome silence of the mountains still lives and brings peace to tired nerves and assures us that beneath the mystery of human existence there is something supremely lovely.

When a frigid night followed a warm bright day in winter, a new glory awaited us in the morning; that of the crusted snow strong enough to support us with our sleds, skates or improvised toboggans made from barrel staves. Hills and mountains were the equivalent of scores of toboggan chutes. From the top we could glide to the bottom with amazing speed and when the snow was deep enough to cover stone walls and rail fences, over them also we sped.

Sometimes we made snow shoes of our barrel staves, fastening them to our boots with leather straps, and made the descent, or as much of it as we could without mishap, standing erect. However, mishaps were more the rule than the exception and the last part of the course was generally covered in an ungainly sprawl. The victim was usually greeted with raucous guffaws by the onlookers but it was all taken good naturedly as a matter of course. If the weather continued cold enough, and the sun shone not too brightly, the crust remained all day and possibly other days to follow; but whether the duration was brief or long, we were always prepared to meet with exuberant spirits any changes dame nature might make. Even when the mountains were coated with solid ice, we could chop holes for our moccasined toes and make precarious ascent to the top.

I shall not soon forget the time a companion, who was climbing in advance of me, lost his toe-hold and came hurtling past me like a streak of light subject to no law except the law of gravity which claimed him as its own and flung his helpless body over a precipice far down below. In tenor I worked my way down the side of the mountain fully expecting to find his mangled remains. Imagine my relief when he emerged in sight; merciful Providence had covered the rocks at the foot of the drop with a blessed protecting blanket of soft, deep snow.

It required a deal of persuasion to induce grandmother to permit me to go coasting in the evening. To her mind all the sins of the universe were committed under cover of night. My plea generally had to be reinforced by that of some of the older children in whose discretion she had confidence. Moonlight coasting parties were delightful but the old moon really had to shine if I was permitted to go out. Of course the girls were included in the coasting parties, and on one occasion I experienced a thrill such as never agitated me before. Though I made no mention of my emotion, it was clear that deep down within me there was something more than a mere casual regard for a certain plump, fair-haired, brown-eyed little lady whom I managed to get seated next to as we were about to take off from the top of the hill. I entertained fond hopes that my sentiments were reciprocated, but I had no means of knowing, it being the case that her adoration, if any, was as mute as my own.

The possessory passion had gotten a grip upon me, and, in the secret of my innermost thoughts, I welcomed the fact that I had a girl of my own. Her residence in our valley was brief. Where she came from; what Wallingford family she was connected with, I do not know but it was the sweet and appropriately named Josie Lilly who first set my heart to palpitating. Josie was only one of a procession of comers and goers who spent periods of varying duration in our valley; most of them came unheralded and left unmourned, after having caused mere ripples on the surface of our everyday lives.

Sometimes we climbed into the mountains to see the French-Canadian farmers cutting down trees for firewood. It was a sight to see the tree crash down after the vigorous strokes of the axeman. They could make the trees fall just where they wanted them to fall. The skill with which they could lop the branches off with a few strokes, then saw the trunks into just the right length, split them and convert them into cord wood which they piled along the pathways convenient for loading on the low ox drawn sleds, was wonderful to behold. Riding down the mountain sides on the wood sleds was a dangerous though exhilarating sport; the sleds carromed against the rocks and stumps but eventually arrived at the bottom right side up.

Whatever else may be said of our French-Canadian immigrants, none could deny that they were the most colorful of all of our newcomers in New England. Whether they were joking or talking seriously was always a matter of conjecture. Their strutting pomposity and stories of impossible achievement were unique, take them as one would. It remained for William Drummond, a Scotsman to immortalize the French-Canadians in his book of rhymes, "The Habitant." We youngsters were always sure of one good laugh at least when we made for the forests on the mountainsides where our own "Habitants" were cutting their wood.

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